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Note: YOU WANT A REAL FUCKING GUIDE MAGGOT? THE GUIDE TO BEING A "good boy" BOOTLICKING SEC IS RIGHT HERE SHOE-POLISHER.

Your Job as an officer

YOUR JOB ON THE STATION IS SIMPLE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT: KILL ALL THE SYNDICATE CUNTS, WHICH ARE AS FOLLOWS:

*TRAITORS, HOWEVER YOU DEFINE THEM! *ANY COMMUNIST SCUM REBELLION INCLINED SHITS *THE FUCKING CLWON. AHAHAHA. CANT HONK WHEN YOU FUCKING FACE IS BASHED IN HAHAHAHAH. *THE MIME. AHAHA. CANT SCREAM FOR HELP CAN YOU? *ANYONE WHO CRITICIZES YOU, as THEY ARE WORKING FOR THE ENEMY!!! *FUCKING ANUO JUST KILL, KILL! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ANYONE WEARING MORE RED THAN PERMITTED *ANY OTHER SEC WHO TRY TO STOP YOU, THEY ARE THE ENEMY!

The chain of command

CHAIN OF COMMAND? THE FUCK IS THAT? SOME BDSM GEAR? NO! AS THE LAW EVERYONE IS BENEATH YOU, CRUSH THEM ALL! AHAHAHAH! THEY CANNOT ORDER YOU, AND IF THEY TRY, YOU CAN BEAT THEM TO DEATH!

Keeping the station safe

THE ONLY WAY TO MAKES SURE THE ENEMIES OF NANOTRASEN DONT HARM THE STASHON IS KILLING THEM! KILL THEM ALL! ANYONE WHO STOPS YOU SHOULD ALSO BE KLLED! SUN ZOO ONCE SAID THAT "Beating your enemy into a bloody pulp and razing everything he ever held dear is the truest form of victory" SO GO AND BASH PEOPLE TO A FUCKING PULP. WHAT ARE OU DOING? STOP READING AND BASH PEOPLE HEADS IN?1

What? EXPECTING A JOB NAVIGATOR HERE? THIS IS A JOKE PAGE YOU BRAINDED FUCKING TROG!